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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ll-MegaMind-ll" data-source="post: 11789864" data-attributes="member: 356254"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><p style="text-align: center">1, 2, 3 uh</p><p></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">One night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women." So the other guy agreed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">So the two blonde's decide to go.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">So they give up and lay down to go asleep. But through the wall from the second room they hear "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh", which keeps up all night long.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">So the next day after the blonde's leave the brothers meet each other again and discuss how there night went.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">The first midget says "Oh, my night was terrible. I just couldn't get hard."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">The second midget replies "Mine was worse than that"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">"What do you mean" said the first guy. "I heard you going "1, 2, 3 uh all night long".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">To which the second guy replies "Yeah! I couldn't get on the damn bed"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">Hodano Rep+ Dahalla thawa danao <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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