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Message: <blockquote data-quote="askky5" data-source="post: 3476653" data-attributes="member: 89876">10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-  1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friendsStupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.   2. In the bus:A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feetStupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should I try this time.   3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people askStupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?   4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.   5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after yearsStupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.   6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you askStupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:-No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.   7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone callStupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping. Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?   8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hairStupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......   9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouthStupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?  Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.   10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asksStupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke  Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!  ******************             *Askky*<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></blockquote>

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