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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2477933" data-attributes="member: 49393">1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.Answer:-Well you haven't particularly s hr unk yourself.6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!</blockquote>

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