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<blockquote data-quote="Crazy_Mad" data-source="post: 5914182" data-attributes="member: 154927"><p><span style="color: Red">***..</span><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Husband Working Abroad, Wrote To His Wife...** </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Dear Sweetheart,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"> <span style="color: Blue">I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> I'm sending 100 kisses instead.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> You are my sweetheart.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> Signed,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> Your Husband...</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Red">*His wife replied...*</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"> <span style="color: RoyalBlue">Sweetheart Dearest,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> of expenses...</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month'smilk.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> .. (hope u understand??)</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> 5. Other expenses 40 kisses.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> Signed,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> Your Wife..</span></span> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img 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[QUOTE="Crazy_Mad, post: 5914182, member: 154927"] [COLOR=Red]***..[/COLOR][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=Red]Husband Working Abroad, Wrote To His Wife...** [/COLOR] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Dear Sweetheart,[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending 100 kisses instead. You are my sweetheart. Signed, Your Husband...[/COLOR] [COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=Red]*His wife replied...*[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=RoyalBlue]Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses... 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month'smilk. 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items .. (hope u understand??) 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise! Signed, Your Wife..[/COLOR][/SIZE] :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6]:P[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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