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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1581197" data-attributes="member: 79831"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"What?" said the puzzled groom? "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state- of-the-art method."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it." </span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was............ God, I miss him!".........</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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