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Message: <blockquote data-quote="IKL" data-source="post: 23897332" data-attributes="member: 567503"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></em></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>"Silence  in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You  are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"</em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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