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<blockquote data-quote="suppa malinda" data-source="post: 2271644" data-attributes="member: 40162"><p>15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR A WOMAN! - men just need to read!!! </p><p></p><p>1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. </p><p>********** </p><p>2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. </p><p>********** </p><p>3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. </p><p>********** </p><p>4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. </p><p>********** </p><p>5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. </p><p>********** </p><p>6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. </p><p>********** </p><p>7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. </p><p>********** </p><p>8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. </p><p>********** </p><p>9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. </p><p>********** </p><p>10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. </p><p>********** </p><p>11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. </p><p>********** </p><p>12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. </p><p>********** </p><p>13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books . </p><p>********** </p><p>14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. </p><p>********** </p><p>15. Sadly, all men are created equal! </p><p></p><p></p><p>Powerful Mind Creates Success! <strong>I AM NOT THE BEST,</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>BUT, </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I AM NOT LIKE THE REST </strong></p><p></p><p>REpost nam SORRY.COM</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="suppa malinda, post: 2271644, member: 40162"] 15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR A WOMAN! - men just need to read!!! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. ********** 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ********** 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. ********** 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. ********** 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. ********** 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. ********** 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. ********** 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. ********** 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. ********** 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. ********** 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. ********** 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. ********** 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books . ********** 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. ********** 15. Sadly, all men are created equal! Powerful Mind Creates Success! [B]I AM NOT THE BEST, BUT, I AM NOT LIKE THE REST [/B] REpost nam SORRY.COM [/QUOTE]
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