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<blockquote data-quote="Ranhiru" data-source="post: 708699" data-attributes="member: 17748"><p>1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.</p><p></p><p>2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.</p><p></p><p>3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.</p><p></p><p>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.</p><p></p><p>5. Put M&M's on layaway.</p><p></p><p>6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.</p><p></p><p>7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.</p><p></p><p>8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"</p><p></p><p>9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.</p><p></p><p>10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.</p><p></p><p>11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".</p><p></p><p>12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.</p><p></p><p>13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"</p><p></p><p>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"</p><p></p><p>15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ranhiru, post: 708699, member: 17748"] 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens. 5. Put M&M's on layaway. 6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible". 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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