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<blockquote data-quote="gayan kalhara" data-source="post: 4227652" data-attributes="member: 60168"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Hey please Don't think I'm corrupt minded. but this is funny. ne Sorry for sharing <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Penis Requesting Salary Raise</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:</strong></p><p><strong></strong> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I do physical labor</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I work at great depths</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I plunge head first into everything I do</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I do not get weekends off or public holidays</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I work in a damp environment</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I don't get paid overtime</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>I work in high temperatures</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>My work exposes me to contagious diseases</strong></li> </ul><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>.......................</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Dear Penis,</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:</strong></p><p><strong></strong> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You do not work 8 hours straight</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You fall asleep on the job after brief work period</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You do not always follow the orders of the management team</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You'll retire well before reaching 65</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You're unable to work double shifts</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.</strong></li> </ul><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Sincerely,</strong></p><p><strong>The Management</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayan kalhara, post: 4227652, member: 60168"] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4][SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]Hey please Don't think I'm corrupt minded. but this is funny. ne Sorry for sharing ;)[/COLOR] :D [/SIZE] Penis Requesting Salary Raise[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [B] I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: [/B] [LIST] [*][B]I do physical labor[/B] [*][B]I work at great depths[/B] [*][B]I plunge head first into everything I do[/B] [*][B]I do not get weekends off or public holidays[/B] [*][B]I work in a damp environment[/B] [*][B]I don't get paid overtime[/B] [*][B]I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation[/B] [*][B]I work in high temperatures[/B] [*][B]My work exposes me to contagious diseases[/B][/LIST][B] ....................... Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: [/B] [LIST] [*][B]You do not work 8 hours straight[/B] [*][B]You fall asleep on the job after brief work period[/B] [*][B]You do not always follow the orders of the management team[/B] [*][B]You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas[/B] [*][B]You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working[/B] [*][B]You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift[/B] [*][B]You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing[/B] [*][B]You'll retire well before reaching 65[/B] [*][B]You're unable to work double shifts[/B] [*][B]You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.[/B][/LIST][B] Sincerely, The Management[/B] [/QUOTE]
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