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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayan kalhara" data-source="post: 4227652" data-attributes="member: 60168">Hey please Don't think I'm corrupt minded. but this is funny. ne Sorry for sharing <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> Penis Requesting Salary RaiseI, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:   <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I do physical labor</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I work at great depths</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I plunge head first into everything I do</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I do not get weekends off or public holidays</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I work in a damp environment</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I don't get paid overtime</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I work in high temperatures</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My work exposes me to contagious diseases</li> </ul>.......................Dear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:    <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You do not work 8 hours straight</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You fall asleep on the job after brief work period</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You do not always follow the orders of the management team</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You'll retire well before reaching 65</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You're unable to work double shifts</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.</li> </ul>Sincerely,The Management</blockquote>

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