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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 174864" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><em><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px">17 Good One Liners!!! </span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">1. Regular naps prevent old age... </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">especially if you take them while driving. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">other is the husband. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">wanted cash. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">new school uniforms. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without. But whatever you do, you'll regret it later. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">it anyway. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">me. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">12. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">the same person. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">14. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">them. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">books. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">you. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">to speak !!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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