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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rooshan2008" data-source="post: 7646996" data-attributes="member: 93985"><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4  convertible out of the car salesroom.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph;</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal  to the floor even more.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue  lights flashing and siren blaring.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as  he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this  nonsense!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car  to catch up with him.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of  the BMW, looked at his watch and said,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off  for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that  I've never heard before, I'll let you go."</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing  her back."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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