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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamaz" data-source="post: 5814283" data-attributes="member: 197731"><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>A boy comes to class with broken specs.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>Teacher: what happened?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>Teacher: but how did your specs break?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>Boy: she closed her legs.</strong></span><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Green">Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Sex is like a pack of chips, one you start you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets hard, it sucks.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Kid: ya, my dad have two.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Teacher: two?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Husband: you want sex?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Wife: no., just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A lady was wearing jeans in a train.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Woman: hey they want a cigarette.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: SeaGreen">Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">An army got married first night realizes wife having periods.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend leave.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">DQ: attack from back and report.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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