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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6358776" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">PLS ADD REP+ IF U LIKE MY POST/THREAD</span></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> 1)</p><p>Little Johnny!!!!!!!!!!! </p><p> A corrupted boy....................</p><p></p><p> When Little Susie attended Her M P not understanding the situation she decided to share her problem with little Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............</p><p> Looking apoun this He thought for a while and told her "I think someone has ripped off your Balls"</p><p> </p><p> 2)</p><p> One day during the maths Period The teacher told Little Johnny To get up and asked him a question." If there were 5 Bird on a tree and 2 are shot How many will there be left on the tree?" "None B'cause for the noise all will fly away."</p><p> "Actually that was not the answer i was Expecting But I like the way you think Little Johnny.</p><p> "Miss I would like to ask you a question?" "Sure why not"</p><p> " There were three women eating Ice-cream. One was bitting the cone.The second was Sucking the Cone. And the other was licking the cone.Can You tell me which one is married?"</p><p> " I dont know maybe the one sucking the cone."</p><p> " Actually it is the one who is wearing the wedding ring...... But I like the way you THINK........................." </p><p> Get it sucking the Cone </p><p> Ha ha ha ha ha </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 22px">MORE FUN N JOKES</span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"> <a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349657" target="_blank">SINHALA COMPUTER LANGUAGE (FUNNY)</a></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350285" target="_blank">Man made of Rubber (FUNNY)</a></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351734" target="_blank">Honourable Man (FUNNY)</a></strong></span></span></span> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 6358776, member: 215798"] [COLOR=Red][SIZE=4]PLS ADD REP+ IF U LIKE MY POST/THREAD[/SIZE][/COLOR] :) 1) Little Johnny!!!!!!!!!!! A corrupted boy.................... When Little Susie attended Her M P not understanding the situation she decided to share her problem with little Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!............. Looking apoun this He thought for a while and told her "I think someone has ripped off your Balls" 2) One day during the maths Period The teacher told Little Johnny To get up and asked him a question." If there were 5 Bird on a tree and 2 are shot How many will there be left on the tree?" "None B'cause for the noise all will fly away." "Actually that was not the answer i was Expecting But I like the way you think Little Johnny. "Miss I would like to ask you a question?" "Sure why not" " There were three women eating Ice-cream. One was bitting the cone.The second was Sucking the Cone. And the other was licking the cone.Can You tell me which one is married?" " I dont know maybe the one sucking the cone." " Actually it is the one who is wearing the wedding ring...... But I like the way you THINK........................." Get it sucking the Cone Ha ha ha ha ha [CENTER][B][COLOR=Red][SIZE=5][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=6]MORE FUN N JOKES[/SIZE] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349657"]SINHALA COMPUTER LANGUAGE (FUNNY)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350285"]Man made of Rubber (FUNNY)[/URL] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][B][URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351734"]Honourable Man (FUNNY)[/URL][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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