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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9539948" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">                      1</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">The husband, rejected, turns over.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">                                 2</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">                            3</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">and drink it."</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!" </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">                           4</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wives are funny creatures.</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks</span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">and then they want to kill the woman who does. </span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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