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Message: <blockquote data-quote="yksunlk" data-source="post: 8225495" data-attributes="member: 122708"><p style="text-align: center"> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #FF3399"><strong><u>20 Rules  in any office</u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff">1. Rule  1. - The Boss is always right.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">2.  Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and  promotions. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a  person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more  number of persons are engaged in pulling that person  down.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are  really good, you will get out of it.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they  are never talking about themselves.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you  say you've done and what you are going to do.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick  in the butt.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you  can't be promoted.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are  going to get.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No  use being a damn fool about it...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look  worried.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">13. Following the rules will not get the job  done.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get  done.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous"  .</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">16. No matter how much you do, you never do  enough.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work  you are supposed to be doing.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily  know your job.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend  that you know your job.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6633ff"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held  responsible for everything that goes  wrong.</span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>

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