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<blockquote data-quote="VSGM" data-source="post: 5944379" data-attributes="member: 43384"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years!" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. The husband wipes another tear from his cheek... "I'm a freeman now!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="VSGM, post: 5944379, member: 43384"] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years!" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. The husband wipes another tear from his cheek... "I'm a freeman now!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] :rofl::rofl::rofl: [/QUOTE]
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