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Message: <blockquote data-quote="yksunlk" data-source="post: 3639040" data-attributes="member: 122708"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  1.  Your potted plants stay alive.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  2.  Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  3.  You keep more food than beer in the fridge.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  4.  6:00 a.m.  is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  5.  You hear your favorite song on an elevator.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  6.  You carry an umbrella.  You watch the Weather Channel.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  7.  Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  8.  You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  9.  Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  10.  You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  door don't know how to turn down the stereo.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  11.  Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  12.  You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  13.  Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  14.  You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  15.  Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  16.  You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  17.  Dinner and a movie -- the whole date instead of the beginning of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  one.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  18.  MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  19.  You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids -- not </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  condoms and pregnancy-test kits.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  20.  A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  21.  You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  22.  Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  Ho-Ho's.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  23.  "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  to drink that much again."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  24.  Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  real work.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">  25.  You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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