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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ereshthush" data-source="post: 1688727" data-attributes="member: 21757">3 Easy Ways To Die ............ ......... ....... 1.    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. 2.   Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. 3.    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY   3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell a Woman If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.   4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.   5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.   7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.   Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.</blockquote>

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