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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chk99" data-source="post: 10684061" data-attributes="member: 302144">3  Kick Rule    A big city  lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He shot and dropped a bird,  but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.   As the lawyer  climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and  asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell  in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."   The old farmer  Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over  here."   The indignant  lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you  don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."   The old farmer  smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in  North Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick  Rule.'   The lawyer  asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"   The Farmer  replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick  you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth  until someone gives up."   The lawyer  quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily  take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.   The old farmer  slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His  first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the  lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick  to t he midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The  lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him  face-first into a fresh cow pie.   Summoning every  bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed  to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,  "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."   (I love this  part) <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />    The old farmer  smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" />   Moral Of the story When you are  educated, you'll believe only half of what you hear. When you're  intelligent, you know which half. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> from an email </blockquote>

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