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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ac2000" data-source="post: 8900820" data-attributes="member: 132852"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">What the hell did you do to your back</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">?   </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">The patient replies, "Y</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">ou know that I am a bouncer at a local night  club</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">? </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">Well</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">As I looked down from the  balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">That</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">s </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">how I strained my back </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">".</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">My previous patient looked bad</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">but you look terrible</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff"> What the hell happened to you</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">? The 2nd patient replies, "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">You know I have been unemployed for a while now Doctor</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">? </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">I forgot to set my alarm and was running late</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">I was running out of the building</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">getting dressed at the same time</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">and you won</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">t believe it but I was hit by a fridge</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">What the hell  happened to you</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">?"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">"</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">Well I was sitting inside a fridge</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"> ............. !" </span></span></span> </p></blockquote><p></p>

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