Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Ad icon
Video Content Creator
pramukag
Updated:
Yesterday at 6:10 AM
Ad icon
QA Engineer Intern
pramukag
Updated:
Yesterday at 6:07 AM
Ad icon
Sell your Land, House on idamata.lk for FREE
sajith.xp.pk
Updated:
Thursday at 9:03 AM
Handmade Character Soft Toys
anil1961
Updated:
Tuesday at 2:11 PM
Bodim.lk out now !
Manoj Suranga Bandara
Updated:
Jun 21, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
3 persons and a refrigerator!!!!!
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="tharuolive" data-source="post: 9467336" data-attributes="member: 317605"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Once <span style="color: Red">three patients</span> went to same doctor.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Doctor calls <span style="color: DarkRed">first patient</span> and asks him what has</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">happened</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The patient replied his back was paining badly </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The doctor then asked "what suddenly caused u a </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">backache?"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The patient replied <span style="color: DarkRed">"yesterday I threw my large</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">refrigerator down from fifth floor" </span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> The doctor asked <span style="color: DarkOrange">"Why did u do such a great stunt?"</span> </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The patient replies <span style="color: DarkRed">"When I reached home I suspected </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">my wife was with her boyfriend. At once I went to the</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">balcony and I saw her lover running out of our</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">building, at that time I could not get any thing to </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">hit that man, only my refrigerator was near so I threw </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">that refrigerator at him" </span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The doctor gave him the medicine and <span style="color: Green">the second person</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">comes in</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> The second persons condition was more miserable than </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> the first one</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> <span style="color: Green">The doctor asks him "What happened?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"> The patient replies "Yesterday I got a job in a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"> multinational company. I became very happy and ran out</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"> of my building to tell this news to my friends. I dont </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"> know! What the hell went wrong!!!!! sombody threw a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"> large refrigerator from the fifth floor directly on</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"> me."</span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The doctor him medicine and the<span style="color: Blue"> third person </span>comes in</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">This fellow was <span style="color: Red">more miserable </span>than the earlier ones</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The doctor asks him <span style="color: Red">"How did u get injured?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The man replies <span style="color: Blue">"U know I have a girlfriend who lives</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">on the fifth floor in a building. Unfortunately she is</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">married, yesterday i went to meet her. But her husband </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">just entered like a villian, in despair i didnt get</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">place to hide, so hid myself in the large</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">refrigerator. Before I could do anything someone threw</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">that refrigerator down from the fifth floor"</span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Doctor ".....!!!!!!!!"</span></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tharuolive, post: 9467336, member: 317605"] [SIZE="5"]Once [COLOR="Red"]three patients[/COLOR] went to same doctor. Doctor calls [COLOR="DarkRed"]first patient[/COLOR] and asks him what has happened The patient replied his back was paining badly The doctor then asked "what suddenly caused u a backache?" The patient replied [COLOR="DarkRed"]"yesterday I threw my large refrigerator down from fifth floor" [/COLOR]:confused::confused: The doctor asked [COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Why did u do such a great stunt?"[/COLOR] The patient replies [COLOR="DarkRed"]"When I reached home I suspected my wife was with her boyfriend. At once I went to the balcony and I saw her lover running out of our building, at that time I could not get any thing to hit that man, only my refrigerator was near so I threw that refrigerator at him" [/COLOR]:angry::angry::angry: The doctor gave him the medicine and [COLOR="Green"]the second person[/COLOR] comes in The second persons condition was more miserable than the first one [COLOR="Green"]The doctor asks him "What happened?" The patient replies "Yesterday I got a job in a multinational company. I became very happy and ran out of my building to tell this news to my friends. I dont know! What the hell went wrong!!!!! sombody threw a large refrigerator from the fifth floor directly on me."[/COLOR] :sorry::sorry::sorry: The doctor him medicine and the[COLOR="Blue"] third person [/COLOR]comes in This fellow was [COLOR="Red"]more miserable [/COLOR]than the earlier ones The doctor asks him [COLOR="Red"]"How did u get injured?"[/COLOR] The man replies [COLOR="Blue"]"U know I have a girlfriend who lives on the fifth floor in a building. Unfortunately she is married, yesterday i went to meet her. But her husband just entered like a villian, in despair i didnt get place to hide, so hid myself in the large refrigerator. Before I could do anything someone threw that refrigerator down from the fifth floor"[/COLOR] :angry::angry: [/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Doctor ".....!!!!!!!!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Asuwa dahayen wadi kalama keeyada?
Post reply
Top
Bottom