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Message: <blockquote data-quote="netlife007" data-source="post: 20928939" data-attributes="member: 79514"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.  </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The banker pulled out the loan application. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What are you going to do with the money?" he asks the Indian.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Buy Silver, make jewelry, and sell it," was the response.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What have you got for collateral?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Don't know collateral," replied the Indian</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Have you got any vehicles?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Yes.  1949 Chevy pickup," replied the Indian</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Yes, I have a horse," replied the Indian</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"How old is it?" the banker asks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Don't know, has no teeth," replies the Indian</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank.  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said.  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?" the banker asks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Put in hogan", replied the Indian</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Why don't you deposit it in my bank," the banker asked.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Don't know deposit," replied the Indian</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you.  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Whenever you want to use it, you can withdraw it." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The old Indian leaned across the desk and asks the banker... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What you got for collateral?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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