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<blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7994604" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. </span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?" </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well, what was it?" she asked. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big b**bs and scr*w your brains out.' " </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Again he looked up at her and replied, "Mission accomplished." </span></span></em> <img src="http://tehparadox.com/forum/images/smilies/Perm/surprised.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chooty malli, post: 7994604, member: 273036"] [I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?" [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] "Well, what was it?" she asked. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big b**bs and scr*w your brains out.' " [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] Again he looked up at her and replied, "Mission accomplished." [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [IMG]http://tehparadox.com/forum/images/smilies/Perm/surprised.gif[/IMG] :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P [/QUOTE]
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