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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Danurp" data-source="post: 1110449" data-attributes="member: 63953"><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Every 10 sec a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">woman gives birth to a kid.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar-why r all these people running?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">others running?</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">into future tense.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #333300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Expected".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">After much thought he wrote: Yes!</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">passengers in the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">car he was driving..</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar was writing something very slowly.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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