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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Danurp" data-source="post: 1123573" data-attributes="member: 63953"><p><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57788&highlight=jokes" target="_blank">http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57788&highlight=jokes</a></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">looking thing is</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">what you call modern art ?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one? </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #666699"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #666699"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">give up my seat to a lady.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #666699"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666699"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff9900"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff9900"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff9900"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">another.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff9900"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #99cc00"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #99cc00"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #99cc00"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #99cc00"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #99cc00"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Millionaire: "A Billionaire"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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