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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4058210" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">This kind of sex happens when you first meet</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">someone and you both have sex until you are </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">blue in the face.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">This is when you have been with your partner for</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">a short time and you are so needy you will have </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">This is when you have been with your partner for a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">usually have sex only in your bedroom.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">This is when you have been with your partner for too </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">long. When you pass each other in the hallway you </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">both say .... 'Fuck You.'</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The 5th kind of sex is called .. Religious Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The 6th kind is called .... Courtroom Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">And .. Last ... But not least ....</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The 7th kind of sex is called .... Social Security Sex.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 18px">PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN..</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 18px">  </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 18px">I have enough problems of my own </span></span>!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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