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<blockquote data-quote="rooshan2008" data-source="post: 8051005" data-attributes="member: 93985"><p><strong>800$ Owe (nayak) - Samaga tawath Kata</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'</span></span> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------</p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">A priest offered a Nun a lift.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">The priest nearly had an accident.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">and went on her way.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' </span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Blue">If U Like My Post Please REP+++ Me !</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rooshan2008, post: 8051005, member: 93985"] [b]800$ Owe (nayak) - Samaga tawath Kata[/b] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red] 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'[/COLOR][/SIZE] :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: --------------------------------------------------- [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrange]A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=Blue]If U Like My Post Please REP+++ Me ![/COLOR][/SIZE]:lol: [/QUOTE]
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