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<blockquote data-quote="Diego97" data-source="post: 5897196" data-attributes="member: 143245"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I can't piss out of it, the man replied."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 15px">The doctor's office erupted in laughter</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Diego97, post: 5897196, member: 143245"] [B][COLOR="Teal"][SIZE="4"]An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said." The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it, the man replied." The doctor's office erupted in laughter[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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