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<blockquote data-quote="azzee" data-source="post: 4032914" data-attributes="member: 142742"><p><strong>_____POOSA______(updated)</strong></p><p></p><p>REPOST da danne na</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg394/azzee1/untitled-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Opposition leader Ranil Wickramasinghe, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini Fonseka & Model Anarkali is sitting in a train. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The women and </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mahinda</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> are sitting there, looking perplexed. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ranil</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> is bent over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ranil</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> must have tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Anarkali is thinking, "</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ranil</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Malini instead, and got slapped."</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ranil</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is thinking, "Damn it, </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mahinda</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She thought it was me, and slapped me." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mahinda</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound, and slap </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ranil</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">again."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="azzee, post: 4032914, member: 142742"] [b]_____POOSA______(updated)[/b] REPOST da danne na :confused::confused::confused: [IMG]http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg394/azzee1/untitled-1.jpg[/IMG] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Opposition leader Ranil Wickramasinghe, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini Fonseka & Model Anarkali is sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] The women and [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Mahinda[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] are sitting there, looking perplexed. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ranil[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] is bent over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything. Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ranil[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] must have tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Anarkali is thinking, "[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ranil[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Malini instead, and got slapped."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ranil[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS]is thinking, "Damn it, [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Mahinda[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She thought it was me, and slapped me." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Mahinda[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS] is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound, and slap [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ranil[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS]again."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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