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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dishon" data-source="post: 9118895" data-attributes="member: 35480">Dumb CriminalsDriving Drunk       "But officer, I was just riding my lawn mower."       Well, yes, he was just driving his lawn mower. But it was 1:00  in the morning in Iowa and he was driving on the highway, all over the  road, with no headlights. His blood alcohol level was .19 which is well  above the limit of .08. In Iowa it is illegal to drive any kind of  motorized vehicle anywhere while you are drunk.               Wasn't Thinking       The police responded to an alarm at an elementary school. They  responded in time to see a suspect running through the cafeteria and out  the back door. They were not able to catch him. But when he ran out,  the suspect dropped his cell phone.       The police picked up the phone, searched thought the list of contacts and called one labeled "Ma."       Ma gave the police her son's name.               Just Doing Their Job       The police were just doing their job. When someone called 911,  then hung up, the police went to that location to see if there was a  problem. It turns out that it was a motel where two drug dealers were  staying in different rooms. One tried to call the other one in room 119,  but dialed 911 by mistake.               Better Not Plan On Being a Career Criminal       A 17-year-old broke into an office furniture store to steal  some items. He spent five hours there, doing what?? Well, for one thing,  he tried to sell some stolen property using the store's computer. He  also viewed pornography. But the thing that gave him away was that he  logged into his MySpace account. That didn't make it hard for the police  to identify him.       No report on whether or not he bragged about his caper on MySpace.               Dressed for Success, Not       A guy was arrested when he was apprehended after fleeing from a  routine traffic stop. It turns out that he was wanted for bank robbery.       When he complained of stomach pain and lost consciousness, he  was admitted to a hospital. He must have felt better because he walked  out of the hospital and went into a bar. But he forgot to get dressed  first. The bar owner called the police when he arrived in a hospital  gown with the intravenous needle still in his arm.               Darn Those Phones       A dispatcher in Daytona Beach, Florida, notified the police  when she received a call and overheard two teenagers in the process of  stealing items from parked cars in a mall parking lot. They were  overheard discussing which items would be worth taking. Apparently they had inadvertently dialed 911.       The police arrived and caught them red-handed.               Don't Rob a Liquor Store When You Are Drunk             A Wyoming man, who was suspected of stealing a bottle of  Schnapps from the  store, could have planned his escape a little better.  He simply ran out of the store and into the nearest building which was  the police station.       Apparently realizing where he was, he then ran out of the  station. But a dispatcher saw him on the surveillance camera and alerted  officers. He was caught nearby, quite drunk, and taken into custody.  (They didn't have far to go.)               Quick Response       The police screamed to the scene with sirens blasting. A man  had called to report that he had just killed someone and had a gun. When  they got there, they found the man who told them he made it up. He  claimed that he had been assaulted and wanted the police to respond  quickly. They quickly arrested him for filing a false report and sent  him to jail.               Snoopy He Isn't       Responding to an alarm going off in a hockey rink, the police  found an intoxicated man trying to operate the Zamboni. He had crashed  it into a wall. He had also operated two fork lifts, damaging the walls,  sprinkler system and hockey net.       He was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, violation of his bail conditions and drunk driving.               Watch What You Do With the Goods       A postal worker has been charged with stealing gold which he  was supposed to deliver. He made the mistake of pawning it  at the same  pawn shop which had melted it down to send to a business in Ann Arbor,  Michigan. The jeweler at the pawn shop recognized it.       The postal worker has been charged with embezzling.</blockquote>

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