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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dishon" data-source="post: 9118921" data-attributes="member: 35480">Dumb CriminalsCheck the Weather       An observant cop stopped a woman driving on the Long Island  Expressway in the car pool lane and found a mannequin in the passenger  seat. She was given a ticket.       What tipped him off? The mannequin was wearing sunglasses and had the visor down. It was an overcast day.               Nice People Swallow       It seems a certain crook had the bad habit of spitting tobacco juice. And he didn't exactly care where he spit.       A keen eyed detective noticed tobacco juice stains on some  papers that had been ransacked at an insurance office where a burglary  had occurred. Since none of the ladies in the office chewed tobacco, he  reasoned the spit belonged to the thief and took a DNA sample.       Tobacco spit was also found at five other crime scenes in the area. The DNA in all of them matched.       The police had a suspect for the robberies and got a warrant to  test his DNA. Voila! It matched. They are expecting a conviction.               Short on Cash. Will This Do?       A customer at the drive through window of a fast food  restaurant apparently didn't have enough cash on him to pay the bill. He  offered to pay for his order with marijuana.       The cashier refused and called the police with a description of the vehicle.       Soon after, a police officer spotted the vehicle and pulled it  over. An inspection of the car turned up marijuana. The driver was  arrested.               Steal Something Smaller Next Time       A 25-year-old man in Utah decided he wanted to get to  Washington to see his mother for Christmas. Not having a car, he hopped  into a $500,000 fire truck, blew the air horn and tried to drive away.  The fire fighters ran out to see what was happening. He put up a big  fight, but they were finally able to subdue him. He never made it to  Washington for Christmas.               Too Dumb to Be a Thief       The police had no trouble finding this thief. When he used a  stolen credit card to buy some cigars, he signed his own name on the  receipt. Later he tried to buy some merchandise at a store, but the card  came up as stolen. When asked for some identification, he presented his  own driver's license.               He Broke Into Where???       You really have to wonder about this one. Why would a thief  break into a courthouse? I guess when you're drunk, your judgment is a  little off, to say the least.       This guy pried open the sliding door to the courthouse and  broke into the safe in the lobby. The only problem was that it's an  antique safe and there was nothing in it. It was there only for display.  In fact, it wasn't locked because the lock was broken.       He was caught when he again tried to pry open to door to get  out. He was back inside the same courthouse a few hours later where he  was arraigned on a charge of second degree burglary.               Sleeping Beauty       A man came home to his apartment to find the bedroom and  kitchen cabinets had been rummaged. He also found the burglar asleep on  the living room floor. When the police came and were able to wake him,  he was so drunk that he thought he was in his own apartment.               Flubbed Escape       A man in New Hampshire was stopped at a sobriety checkpoint.  After handing over his driver's license and registration, he floored the  gas pedal and tried to make a get away (almost running down a police  officer). The police caught up with him and found marijuana in his car.  He was charged with a DUI, drug possession, disobeying a police officer  and reckless driving.                  Just a Little Cat Nap       Police in Arizona responded to a burglar alarm at a gun and  police accessories store in Prescott. They found a man inside, fast  asleep. He'd apparently entered through a window and claimed that he was  driving and got sleepy. He was just looking for a place to take a nap.       He was found with a flashlight, gloves and a bag which  contained expensive electronics from the store. He also smelled of  alcohol.       The police had a hard time believing his story, especially since there were several warrants out on him. He was arrested.                It's What?       A group of teenagers in Arkansas tried to pawn a 62+ pound hunk  of metal. The shop owner was suspicious and convinced them that it was  only lead. He offered them $30 for it. Since they needed money for gas,  they took it.       The police were called and six young people were arrested for  allegedly stealing the metal plus various gold and silver coins. It  seems the hunk of metal was actually a silver ingot worth $15,000.</blockquote>

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