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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dishon" data-source="post: 9118928" data-attributes="member: 35480">Dumb CriminalsIt's What?       A group of teenagers in Arkansas tried to pawn a 62+ pound hunk  of metal. The shop owner was suspicious and convinced them that it was  only lead. He offered them $30 for it. Since they needed money for gas,  they took it.       The police were called and six young people were arrested for  allegedly stealing the metal plus various gold and silver coins. It  seems the hunk of metal was actually a silver ingot worth $15,000.       Two Birds with One Stone       Police in Montana stopped a car because the driver was  swerving. While they were having him do the field sobriety test, the  passenger got behind the wheel and drove off.       The police yelled at him and he stopped. He was also sited for drunk driving.               Nerves of Steel She Didn't Have       A female walked into a bank in Centereach, New York and handed  the teller a note, demanding all her cash. The note said she would start  shooting if the teller didn't comply.       The teller asked her, "Are you serious?"       The suspect responded by fleeing the bank.               Died in Afghanistan       A woman in Gloucester, UK, filed a life insurance claim on her  husband's $550,000 policy, because he had died in Afghanistan of brain  trauma after an accident. She had the death certificate to prove it.       You would think a dead man would not need to see his doctor for  anything. But, yet, the husband showed up at his general practitioner a  few weeks later.       He had also been living openly in Gloucester, working and paying taxes.       They were both sentenced to community service because (1) they  were "less than sophisticated," in other words, dumb and (2) no money  was lost.       Makes you wonder about justice.               Don't Mess with Pizza Hut       A former employee of a Pizza Hut tried to extort $500 for five  car roof signs that he took while he worked there. You know, the kind  the pizza guy (or gal) puts on top of their car when they go delivering  pizzas.       The manager told him he wanted proof that he really had them.  So the guy emailed him a picture. Only problem was, the police were able  to zoom in on the license plates of two cars in the background which  were registered to the guy.       He was charged with extortion, possession of stolen property and grand larceny.               Watch Out For the Old Broads       An 85-year-old woman heard someone break into her home one  Sunday afternoon. She calmly walked past the teenager and into her  bedroom where she got a .22 caliber gun she kept there. Then she came  back out, pointed the gun at him and made him pick up the phone and call  the police.       She kept the gun pointed at him until the police arrived. The boy was charged with attempted burglary.               Memo to Self...       A man in Texas left his car running outside while he robbed a  drug store of Zanax and hydrocodine. He ran outside to his get away car  only to discover that he had locked the keys inside in the ignition.               I'm Really Over 21       A man walked into the corner store with a gun, planning to rob  it. He demanded all the money in the till. The cashier put the money  into a bag, as the robber instructed him to. The robber then demanded  the bottle of Scotch he saw behind the counter. But the cashier wouldn't  give it to him because he said he didn't believe the robber was over  21. The robber pulled out his driver's license to prove it and the  cashier gave him the Scotch.       After the robber left, the cashier called the police with the man's name and address. He was arrested soon after.               Never Represent Yourself       A man was on trial for robbing a convenience store. He didn't  like the job his attorney was doing, so he fired him and represented  himself. He was doing a fine job until the manager of the store got to  the stand. When she identified him as the robber, he jumped up and  yelled, "You're lying! I should have blown your head off!!" He paused,  then added, "If I had been the one that was there."       It took the jury only twenty minutes to find him guilty. He was sentenced to thirty years.               Don’t Forget to Pay Attention       A man thought that the best time to steal a car would be when  the driver was getting out of it. He watched a woman stop and park her  car. He approached the car, attempting to steal it. The only problem was  that the driver was in the process of attaching an anti theft device to  the steering wheel. She used it to beat him over the head. He was  arrested and charged with robbery, assault and grand larceny.</blockquote>

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