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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dishon" data-source="post: 9118940" data-attributes="member: 35480">Use Your Own Cell Phone       A man called the police from a cell phone he had stolen from a  woman in a pool hall 90 minutes earlier. He said he had been jumped.  But, in fact, he was just intoxicated and wanted a ride home. The woman  identified him as the robber.               Sloppy Casing of the Joint       A man cased a bank in Boston for several days before he went in  to rob it. When he reached the teller, he pulled out a gun and said in a  loud voice, "This is a stick up. Nobody move!" He should have cased the  joint a little better because two doors down from the bank was an FBI  Field Office. Five FBI agents were in line on their lunch hour waiting  to cash their checks.               Watch Those Metal Detectors       A man went to see his probation officer to check in and pay  some fines. As he emptied his pockets before going through the metal  detector, out came two bags of marijuana. He was arrested and sent back  to jail.               Drug Deal Gone Bad       Using illegal drugs must really fry your brain, as the public  service announcements show. A man called the police to report that he  had just been robbed. As he was attempting to deliver drugs to two women  in his car, a third person came to the window and robbed him. So,  naturally, he called the police. All four of them were arrested.               Bail Money       A man was charged with driving with a suspended license. When  he went to post bail, he was arrested again because he tried to pay with  a counterfeit $50 bill.                Candy Thieves       Four people robbed a candy store in downtown Cincinnati. The  police had no trouble finding them. All they had to do was follow the  trail of candy wrappers.               How Not To Rob a Bank       She thought I would be easy. After filling out an application  for a new account, she handed it to the teller, then pulled out a gun  and demanded money. Only problem is, she left the application behind  with her name and address on it. She was arrested with out incident less  than an hour later.               Wrong Bank       A man went into a Wells Fargo bank and planned to rob it. He  got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup. Put all the munny  in this bag." Then he stood in line. But he got nervous thinking that  someone might have seen him write the note. So he left the bank and  crossed the street to the Bank of America. He waited in line, then  handed the note to the teller. After reading the note, the teller  determined that the man was not very bright. So he told him he could not  accept the stickup note because it was written on a Wells Fargo deposit  slip. He would either have to fill out a Bank of America deposit slip  or go back to the Wells Fargo. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said,  "OK," and returned to the Wells Fargo where he was arrested while  standing in line.               What Was He Thinking?       A guy walked up to the teller and handed him a note demanding  money. Only problem was that he wrote the note on a deposit slip from  his wife's bank account.               Joy Ride       Some employees of an airplane manufacturing company decided to  have some fun. They stole a life raft from the plane they were working  on. They successfully got it out and took it home without getting  caught. Later they took it for a ride down the river. But soon they saw a  Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turns out that the  helicopter was homing in on the emergency lighting locator beacon that  had activated when they inflated the raft.                         Robbing a Liquor Store       A man decided to steal some beer from a liquor store. He got a  cinder block, went to the store, lifted the cinder block over his head  and threw it at the window. The cinder block bounced back at him, hit  him in the head and knocked him unconscious. The window was made of  Plexiglas. The whole thing was caught on video tape.               Speeding Ticket       A driver was speeding and was unknowingly caught in a speed  trap that measured his speed with radar and photographed his car. In the  mail, he later received a ticket for $100, along with a photograph of  his car. He sent the ticket back with a photograph of a $100 bill. He  then received a letter from the police department with a photograph of  hand cuffs. He paid the ticket.               Don't Be Nervous       A nervous pair of robbers entered a record store to rob it. The  first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled  robber shot him.               This One's Not a Criminal, But Still Pretty Dumb       A woman called the poison control center, upset because her  little daughter had eaten some ants. The person at poison control  assured her that ants were not dangerous and that her little girl would  be fine. The mother was relieved, then (fortunately) mentioned that she  had given her daughter some ant poison to kill the ants. She was told to  get to the emergency room as quickly as possible.</blockquote>

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