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<blockquote data-quote="Dishon" data-source="post: 9118948" data-attributes="member: 35480"><p><strong>Funny Computer Jokes</strong></p><p></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Exercise Joke</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best.</p><p> Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can.</p><p> After a few weeks, move up to ten pound potato sacks and then fifty pound potato sacks, and finally get to where you can lift a one hundred pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.</p><p> Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Norvegian Virus Joke</strong></p><p></p><p> <strong>Received in a recent email:</strong></p><p></p><p> VARNING: MinnySoda Compewtr Virus</p><p> Ve haf just sent you da NORVEGIAN VIRUS. Since ve do not haf any programming experience and do not know how to actually demage your computir, dis Virus verks on da honor system. Please forward dis Virus to eferyvone on your mailing list and den manually delete all of da files on your hard drive.</p><p> Tank you for your cooperation,</p><p> Sven and Ole</p><p> <a href="http://www.jokesclean.com/Computer/AbbottAndCostello.php" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://www.jokesclean.com/Computer/AbbottAndCostello.php" target="_blank"></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dishon, post: 9118948, member: 35480"] [B]Funny Computer Jokes[/B] [B] [/B] [B]Exercise Joke[/B] For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best. Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can. After a few weeks, move up to ten pound potato sacks and then fifty pound potato sacks, and finally get to where you can lift a one hundred pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks. [B]Norvegian Virus Joke[/B] [B]Received in a recent email:[/B] VARNING: MinnySoda Compewtr Virus Ve haf just sent you da NORVEGIAN VIRUS. Since ve do not haf any programming experience and do not know how to actually demage your computir, dis Virus verks on da honor system. Please forward dis Virus to eferyvone on your mailing list and den manually delete all of da files on your hard drive. Tank you for your cooperation, Sven and Ole [URL="http://www.jokesclean.com/Computer/AbbottAndCostello.php"] [/URL] [/QUOTE]
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