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<blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5933652" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">doctor asked him how he was feeling.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant &</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">delivered a child. What is your opinion about that,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Doc?" the old man asked.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">squeezes the handle.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">BAM! The lion drops dead</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">in front of him."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Someone else must have shot that lion."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Exactly"... Said the Doc.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Moe85, post: 5933652, member: 242802"] [FONT=Tahoma]A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]doctor asked him how he was feeling. [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him." [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion." [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]"Exactly"... Said the Doc.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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