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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ll-MegaMind-ll" data-source="post: 11433831" data-attributes="member: 356254"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">A Beer Before It Starts...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive">A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled, but bought him a beer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive">When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive">When it was gone, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer before it starts."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive">"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Olive">The husband sighed and said, "Oh shit, its started".</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">Comments an Rep Ona</span></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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