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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Razor Raymon" data-source="post: 2075822" data-attributes="member: 45937"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A cow from Alberta</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.  </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The people were very upset and decided to ask the Rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>They told the Rabbi what was happening; "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The Rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Alberta?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The people were dumbfounded. They had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise Rabbi. How did you know we got the cow from Alberta?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"The Rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Alberta." </strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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