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<blockquote data-quote="raichu" data-source="post: 8100765" data-attributes="member: 125044"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Dear Tech Support, </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Boyfriend 5.0. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">system. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">but to no avail. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What can I do? </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Signed, </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Desperate Woman </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">DEAR DESPERATE Madam, </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband 1.0 is an operating system. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">all your system resources.) </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">performance. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Good Luck Madam! </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Tech Support</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" 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[QUOTE="raichu, post: 8100765, member: 125044"] [CENTER][FONT="Trebuchet MS"][B][SIZE="3"]Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Woman DEAR DESPERATE Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam! Tech Support[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/CENTER] :D :D Comment and + Rep if you like it ! :) [/QUOTE]
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