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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SlimThug" data-source="post: 5512971" data-attributes="member: 119268"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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