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Message: <blockquote data-quote="e4dilshan" data-source="post: 10205226" data-attributes="member: 306011">A Dog Named SexWhat could happen if you call your dog “Sex”? “Nothing” you’d say. But it isn’t.Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot" or “Foxi” etc. etc. I got the crazy idea to call mine “Sex”. I never expected that this Sex would give me so much trouble in my life. Here are some of those embarrassing incidents caused by Sex:1)I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license; I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."2)When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.3)I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the hotel is excellent for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex would keep me awake all night." The clerk said, "Me too!, but I don’t mind"4)One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I like to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.5)Finally our marriage broke up and my wife left the house and took the dog too. We went to court to fight for the custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married. Judge said, “Me too”. I clarified further that I lost Sex after I was married.." The Judge said, "That is always the case!"6)Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in themorning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.7)Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog</blockquote>

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