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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9332037" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got any fresh fruit?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"No."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"Got any fresh vegetables?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"No. We have only canned and dry goods."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">The next day, the duck returns.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"Got any fresh fruit?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"No."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"Got any fresh vegetables?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks,"Got any nails?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"No."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"Got any fresh fruit?" </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000">repost nam sorry</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9332037, member: 312790"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got any fresh fruit?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"No."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"Got any fresh vegetables?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"No. We have only canned and dry goods."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]The next day, the duck returns.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"Got any fresh fruit?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"No."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"Got any fresh vegetables?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks,"Got any nails?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"No."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]"Got any fresh fruit?" [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000]repost nam sorry[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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