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<blockquote data-quote="Nishantha Withanage" data-source="post: 72618" data-attributes="member: 2571"><p>A woman goes to England to attend a 2 week company training session. </p><p>Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. </p><p></p><p>The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for </p><p></p><p>you? </p><p></p><p>The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!! </p><p></p><p>The woman kept quiet and left. </p><p></p><p>Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how </p><p></p><p>was the trip?" </p><p></p><p>"Very good, thank you " </p><p></p><p>"And, what happened to my present?" </p><p></p><p>"Which present?" </p><p></p><p>"What I asked for: the English girl?!" </p><p></p><p>"Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to </p><p></p><p>see if its a girl !!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nishantha Withanage, post: 72618, member: 2571"] A woman goes to England to attend a 2 week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!! The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you " "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "What I asked for: the English girl?!" "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!" [/QUOTE]
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