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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5258568" data-attributes="member: 6136">A few blonde jokesThis blonde was out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank."Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, and excitedly shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"------------------------------------------A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it."Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbowand screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.Everywhere she touched made her scream.The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?""Well, no", she said, "I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."------------------------------------------A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"------------------------------------------A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?""HELLLOOOOOOO," answered the blonde, "they're watch dogs!"------------------------------------------What do you call a brunette standing in between two blondes?An interpreter.</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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