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<blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 28487366" data-attributes="member: 562115"><p><strong>New Year Message from Sajith....</strong>.</p><p></p><p>Sajith Premadasa just sent me "Happy New Year wishes" <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f61c.png" data-shortname=":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /></p><p></p><p>“ Dear Dushan, May your festive season be punctuated with revachism whose magnoliquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of reminiscent exacerbation. I hope you dont mind my apostacy. I know your arquistic impedance might not engulf this kind of debauched pedagogy because of its repuginatious tolecentrism.”</p><p></p><p>I simply said “Wish you the same” <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head :exploding_head:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f92f.png" data-shortname=":exploding_head:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head :exploding_head:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f92f.png" data-shortname=":exploding_head:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head :exploding_head:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f92f.png" data-shortname=":exploding_head:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head :exploding_head:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f92f.png" data-shortname=":exploding_head:" /></p><p></p><p><strong>The Two Brothers....</strong></p><p></p><p>One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from.</p><p>"Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. "We told him that we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros."</p><p>"Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet."</p><p></p><p>"That's a truly awful behaviour," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession in the church."</p><p></p><p>The boys did what they were told and went to the Church, to confess and atone before the priest. After a while they came back with 100 euros, because now they also knew where the man worked!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="imhotep, post: 28487366, member: 562115"] [B]New Year Message from Sajith....[/B]. Sajith Premadasa just sent me "Happy New Year wishes" 😜😁😁😁 “ Dear Dushan, May your festive season be punctuated with revachism whose magnoliquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of reminiscent exacerbation. I hope you dont mind my apostacy. I know your arquistic impedance might not engulf this kind of debauched pedagogy because of its repuginatious tolecentrism.” I simply said “Wish you the same” 🤯🤯🤯🤯 [B]The Two Brothers....[/B] One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from. "Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. "We told him that we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros." "Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet." "That's a truly awful behaviour," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession in the church." The boys did what they were told and went to the Church, to confess and atone before the priest. After a while they came back with 100 euros, because now they also knew where the man worked! [/QUOTE]
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