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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kandahar" data-source="post: 10243524" data-attributes="member: 347019">1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big di*k or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!! 1)   I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you.  She said is that you or the beer talking ? I replied, “it's me talking to the beer”. 2) Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten.It's called a wedding cake.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />  </blockquote>

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