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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 308955" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">A Few Laughs for You</span></strong></p><p></span><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Women should not have children after 35.  Really... 35 children are enough. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I am a nobody.  Nobody is perfect.  Therefore, I am perfect. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I gave my son a hint.  On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">My wife and I were happy for twenty years .... then we met. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I see your IQ test results were negative. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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