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<blockquote data-quote="ashab" data-source="post: 3449867" data-attributes="member: 39639"><p>Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?</p><p>A: Mandy Lifeboats!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?</p><p>A: Beatrix Potter!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?</p><p>A: Rory!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?</p><p>A: Laurie!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?</p><p>A: Pete!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?</p><p>A: Phantom of the Oprah!</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?</p><p>A: Kung Flu!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?</p><p>A: Bob!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?</p><p>A: A Mouseketeer!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?</p><p>A: Claude Bottom</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ashab, post: 3449867, member: 39639"] Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head? A: Mandy Lifeboats! Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker? A: Beatrix Potter! Q: What do you call a lion with toothache? A: Rory! Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head? A: Laurie! Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head? A: Pete! Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows? A: Phantom of the Oprah! Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get? A: Kung Flu! Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink? A: Bob! Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword? A: A Mouseketeer! Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer? A: Claude Bottom [/QUOTE]
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