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<blockquote data-quote="jayanthah" data-source="post: 2963545" data-attributes="member: 54616"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>BEING RETIRED</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I said to him, Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Personally, I didn't care.... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I came downtown on the bus.</span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">උපුටා ගැනීමක් බව කරුනාවෙන් සලකන්න</span> </p><p></p><p>repostnam sorry!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jayanthah, post: 2963545, member: 54616"] [SIZE="3"][B]BEING RETIRED[/B] Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!! He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.... I came downtown on the bus.[/SIZE]:lol::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [SIZE="5"]උපුටා ගැනීමක් බව කරුනාවෙන් සලකන්න[/SIZE] repostnam sorry!!!! [/QUOTE]
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