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<blockquote data-quote="lewas" data-source="post: 1344825" data-attributes="member: 67425"><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Cataneo BT'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000">A gorilla job !</span></span></span> </p><p></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: black"><strong>This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,</span></strong></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.</span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p><p></span></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, </span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">But Hey! </span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. </span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">During one acrobatic attempt, though,</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" </span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: black">The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,</span></strong></p></span></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: red">"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"</span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="color: black">*******</span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p><p></a></p><p> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lewas, post: 1344825, member: 67425"] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"] [CENTER][FONT=Cataneo BT][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000]A gorilla job ![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][B]This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Verdana][FONT=Tahoma] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/FONT][/FONT][CENTER] [FONT=Verdana][FONT=Tahoma] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]But Hey! [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]During one acrobatic attempt, though,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red]"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/FONT] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]*******[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/FONT] [/CENTER] [/URL] [/QUOTE]
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