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Message: <blockquote data-quote="netlife007" data-source="post: 20641236" data-attributes="member: 79514"><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A Harley Biker</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The biker replies, I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The journalist leaves. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH </span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><em><span style="color: DarkGreen">...and THAT, my friends, pretty well sums up the media's approach to the news these days...</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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